On Fashion:
Sales Woman: "Isn't this dress a little young for you?"
Samantha: "Well I don't know, how old do you think I am? (pause) Well I am fifty f***ing two and I am going to rock this dress."
After one of Samantha's lovers suggests she gets a wax:
Samantha: "It's my week between waxes. I have three errant hairs and this asshole thinks I'm George Of The Jungle.
Carrie: "Well that's horrifying."
Samantha: "And you should see the bush on him. I need a weed-whacker just to find his dick."
On sex:
Samantha: "When I RSVP to a party, I make it my business to come."
Helping a friend:
Charlotte: "We've been trying, you know, to..."
Samantha: "Fuck?"
Charlotte: "Whatever. And it's just not..."
Samantha: "Getting big and hard?"
Her version of fast food:
Samantha: "Last night, I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac. I finally had to get dressed and go out, and pick up a guy."
Miranda: Talk about a Happy Meal!
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